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Jingleheimer
Joe (Tim Meadows): (entering
the set) Well, hello, hello. Glad
to see you all back again with
ol' Jingleheimer Joe for more
good times. So, let's all become
friends and get in a togetherness
mood, with your good old pals,
the Junction Gang.
[
train whistle sound effect. Katie
Kindness, with "K" on chest,
enters side door ]
Jingleheimer
Joe: Katie
Kindness!
[
train whistle sound effect. Carla
Caring, with "C" on chest, enters
side door ]
Jingleheimer
Joe: Carla Caring!
[
train whistle sound effect.
Umberto Unity, with "U" on chest,
enters side door ]
Jingleheimer
Joe: And Umberto
Unity!
[
the kids are lined up to
Jingleheimer Joe's right: Umberto
Unity, Carla Caring and Katie
Kindness, the letters on their
chests spelling out "UCK"
]
Jingleheimer
Joe: Hey, Junction Gang! How
are you all today?
Katie
Kindness (Diaz): Better than
ever!
Carla
Caring (Ana Gasteyer): We
made a new friend! He's going to
join the Junction
Gang!
Jingleheimer
Joe: [ curious ] New
friend? I didn't hear anything
about a new friend.
Carla
Caring: Well, why don't you
meet him?
Katie
Kindness: Hey, new friend!
Come on down!
(
train whistle sound effect. Fred
Friendship, with "F" on chest,
enters back door, stands next to
Katie Kindness, spelling
"UCKF")
Umberto
Unity (Horatio Sanz): Meet
our new friend, Fred
Friendship!
Fred
Friendship (Will Ferrell):
"F" is for
"Friendship"!
Jingleheimer
Joe: Um.. I'm not sure that
this is a good idea.
Katie
Kindness: Not a good idea?
Why, friendship is the best
idea!
Carla
Caring: In fact, I think Fred
Friendship should go to the front
of the line!
Jingleheimer
Joe: Uh.. no, no. He
shouldn't.
Fred
Friendship: [ excited
] Yes, I should!
Umberto
Unity: To the front of the
line, Fred!
Jingleheimer
Gang: [ chanting ]
"F"! "F"! "F"! "F"! "F"! "F"!
"F"! "F"! "F"!
[
Freddie Friendship dances slowly
to the front of the line
]
[
cut to "Please Stand By" graphic,
showing farmer trying to remove
cow from train tracks
]
[
cut back to Jingleheimer Joe
wrestling Fred Friendship to the
ground ]
Jingleheimer
Joe: Okay, Fred, that's
enough of you! It's time for you
to get out of here,
okay!
Katie
Kindness: Jingleheimer Joe,
that's not being
friendly.
Fred
Friendship: No, it's
not!
Carla
Caring: Maybe we should sing
the "Togetherness Song" for
Jingleheimer Joe.
Fred
Friendship: Yeah, let's do
it! I'll go stand over there with
the Gang!
Jingleheimer
Joe: No. No, you won't!
You'll stand right
here.
[
music intro starts song ]
Jingleheimer
Gang: [ singing ]
"You can't have togetherness,
without four things:"
Carla
Caring: "Caring."
Katie
Kindness: "And
Kindness."
Fred
Friendship:
"Friendship!"
Umberto
Unity: "And
Unity."
Jingleheimer
Gang: [ singing ]
"Come see what joy these four can
be."
Jingleheimer
Joe: Okay, uh.. that's great.
Now, we're gonna..
Carla
Caring: Letter
Call-out!
Fred
Friendship: [ moving
forward ] "F"!
Umberto
Unity: [ moving forward
] "U"!
[
cut to "Please Stand By" graphic,
showing farmer trying to remove
cow from train tracks
]
[
cut back to Jingleheimer Gang,
Katie Kindness moving forward
]
Jingleheimer
Gang: "K"!
Jingleheimer
Joe: Okay. Alright. I think
that's enough. That's
enough.
Katie
Kindness: No, it's not. It's
time for "Mish-Mash
Mix-em-up.
Jingleheimer
Gang: Yeah!
Carla
Caring: Spread out, everyone,
until someone says,
"Freeze!"
[
the Jingleheimer Gang starts to
spin around one another in
different combinations - Fred
Friendship around Umberto Unity,
Carla Caring around Katie
Kindness and other combinations,
until "U-C-K" can be seen with
Fred Friendship almost turned
completely around. ]
Jingleheimer
Joe: That's it! Stop it!
[ rushes Fred Friendship
] No, no, no!!
[
cut to "Please Stand By" graphic,
showing farmer trying to remove
cow from train tracks
]
[
cut back to Jingleheimer Joe
wrestling Fred Friendship to the
ground ]
Jingleheimer
Joe: I've had enough of you!
Get out of here, Fred!
Fred
Friendship: [ hurt]
Ow! I just want to be with my
friends!
Umberto
Unity: We're supposed to be
learning about friendship,
Joe.
Jingleheimer
Joe: Shut up,
Umberto!
Fred
Friendship: Whoa. I think
somebody around here has
completely missed our message of
togetherness.
Katie
Kindness: I think we'd better
tell him what we're all
about.
Fred
Friendship: This song's about
Togetherness.
Katie
Kindness: [ starts
singing ] "What we're
spelling out for you-ou.. Is
really, really good to do-oo.
Caring and kindness are the
perfect fit."
Umberto
Unity: [ singing ]
"You can do it anywhere! In a
parking lot or on a
chair!"
Carla
Caring: [ singing ]
"Inside and
outsi-i-i-ide!"
Jingleheimer
Gang: [ singing and
gyrating ] "In and out, and
in and out, and in and out, and
in and out.." [ backs now
turned ]
Katie
Kindness: [ turns around
singing, reveals "K" ] "Oh,
yeah!"
Carla
Caring: [ turns around
singing, reveals "C" ]
"Baby!"
Umberto
Unity: [ turns around
singing, reveals "U" ]
"Baby!"
Jingleheimer
Joe: [ once again rushes
Fred Friendship before he can
turn around ]
Noooooo!!!
[
Jingleheimer Joe wrestles Fred
Friendship to the ground one last
time, as "Jingleheimer Junction"
ends ]
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