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Colin
Quinn: Joining us now to
discuss his autobiography,
Republican Presidential candidate
George W. Bush.
George
W. Bush (Will Ferrell): Thank
you,.. uh.. don't tell
me.
Colin
Quinn: Colin.
George
W. Bush: I said not to tell
me, dammit! Colin! Alright. I
knew that.
Colin
Quinn: Now, Governor Bush,
first off, how do you have time
to write a book while your
governor of Texas and a full-time
presidential
candidate?
George
W. Bush: Well, Col, I only
sleep about 45 minutes a night.
Plus, the book itself only took
two days to write.
Colin
Quinn: Two days? The book is
over 250 pages.
George
W. Bush: I was a little wired
that week! I've been doing some
partying.
Colin
Quinn: I see. So, tell us
about the book.
George
W. Bush: Well, it's selling
in bookstores for $23, but it has
a street value of $65. It's an
in-depth exploration of my entire
life, except for some minor
details, like what I did in the
70's and the early
80's.
Colin
Quinn: Well, what did you do
in those days?
George
W. Bush: [ worried ]
Who wants to know? Did someone
ask you to ask that?
Colin
Quinn: No.
George
W. Bush: Okay, Colin, I trust
you. You know, you'd have to tell
me if you were a cop, right?
Yeah! Man! It is hot in here!
[ starts taking off his
jacket ] Do you
mind?
Colin
Quinn: No, go
ahead..
George
W. Bush: [ loosens his
tie and removes his shirt ]
I'm sweating up a storm in here.
Whoo! My heart is racing! Hey, is
it cool if I do a couple of
lines?
Colin
Quinn: What?!
George
W. Bush: A couple lines of my
book! Of my book!
Colin
Quinn: Sure, go ahead. [
Bush opens his book and sniffs
the pages ] What are you
doing?
George
W. Bush: God, I love that new
book smell!
Colin
Quinn: Put that away! George
Bush, everybody.
George
W. Bush: [ worried ]
My Dad's here?
Colin
Quinn: No, that's you.
Governor George Bush.
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