Woo! Colin! Colin!
of all, this is a big story,
dude, read the papes, this thing
is huge! Basically what happened
the President of the United
States, "Slick Willy," went for a
kick-ass hummer on the sly, and
this BITCH, Linda Tripp, totally
my good bro, Steve Pidder: we
were in the same pledge class. He
got arrested for the rape. We
used to call him hambone.
Hambone! Check it out!
Anyway, the papers call him the
laundry room rapist. He got
cock-blocked by some bitch.
is a bitch, Hillary's a bitch,
but Bubba's cool 'cause he's out
lookin' for a "B.J."
it up Colin! Ow! Colin! Colonial
foot soldier! Colin!
Come on man, he won't give it
Dude are you gay?
You gotta give it up for the
bitch line Quinny!
Billy boy broke rule numero uno:
Don't dip your pen in the company
I right? Ow!
I remember this bro, Derek
Atkins, he was coolest you don't
He was the coolest!
we were having this slave auction
fund raiser and we were all on
the party porch and there were
way to many peple out there, and
the porch gave way (starts to
cry) and Atkins fell and he hit
his head on the ground.
But, but, it's cool, they got him
a van with a ramp and he drives
with his teeth, now.
(Starts to sing)
In your eyes-the life the
In your eyes-I am
LOVED that song Colin!
what I'm talking about with this
are the coolest Colin. You are
Give it up for Colin Quinn!
Stand up in your
thanks to Michelle