From the outermost reaches of the
universe to the innermost planets
of our solar system - This is
Space: The Infinite Frontier.
With your host, Chicago Cubs'
Hi everybody! Harry Caray here.
And welcome to Space: The
Infinite Frontier. We've got a
great show lined up for ya'.
Joining us in the studio today is
U.S. astronaut, Ronald
Culbertson. Welcome to the show
Well, thank you Harry. It's a
pleasure to be here.
Now, Ronald, you've just returned
from the troubled Russian space
station Mier. What's goin' on up
Well, Harry, the first thing you
have to understand is that the
Mier space station is eleven
years old and was only designed
Now, Ronald, it must be fun
dressing up like an astronaut:
the helmet, the boots,....the ray
Ray gun? (puzzled)
It's good to indulge your inner
child, cuz' without that you got
Harry, I'm a real astronaut. I
don't just play
Don't be ashamed Ronald. Hell,
last Halloween I dressed up like
one of those Frankenstein
monsters. Bolts in the
neck....the whole nine
Well,...that must have been fun
The effect was positively eerie.
Really scared some folks. In
fact, a buddy of mine died of a
heart attack when he saw
I'm sorry to hear
Yeah. So, technically, I'm a
pause. Ronald is searching for
Hey Ronald! Ya' ever been sucked
into a black hole?
I have. It's an area of infinite
gravity and density from which
not even light can escape. It's
called,'A Weekend at My
That's very funny,
Hey, don't raise your voice at
Well, just don't do
Hey Ronald! Did ya' hear they
cloned a sheep?
Yes, I did.
Hey! What if they cloned a
dinosaur?...Would ya' eat
You know, I haven't really given
it much thought.
I know I would. Char broiled
dinosaur covered in gravy. Side
of curly fries. I bet they'd call
it the Dinosaur
Yes, I guess they
So how 'bout it Ronald? Would you
eat a dinosaur?
What...What does this have to do
Hey, don't jerk me around Ronald!
It's a simple question: Would you
eat a dinosaur?
I guess I would.
I think you've made a wise
choice. Boy, I wish those
scientists would hurry up. I'm
Well, Harry, I'm sure that kind
of cloning is a long way
I hope so, cuz' when they start
cloning humans...Sure it would be
good for the species, but
emotionally, we'd all be
is looking very
Well, that's all the time we
have. Before we leave, one
important program note: Next week
we'll be broadcasting from the
center of the Sun.
hand leans in and whispers in
Oh, thanks Pete. Apparently, the
center of the Sun is eight
billion degrees. You probably
knew that, Ronald.
Yes. I did.
So I guess we'll stay right here.
That's kind of a relief. See ya'
next time! Cubs win! Cubs