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Colin
Quinn: And now, with a look
back at 1997, is our good friend,
Hall-of-Fame broadcaster Harry
Caray.
Harry
Caray: Hey, everybody, Harry
Caray here!
Well, as you know, 1997 was quite
a year! A lot of things happened
- some good, some bad.
Mother Theresa died. That wasn't
good. Unless you hated Mother
Theresa. I myself was not a fan
of hers - don't ask why! We were
just like oil and water - we
didn't mix.
In the world of sports, Mike
Tyson bit a man's ear off! I
don't know what all the hoopla
was about! I also bit a man's ear
off on several occasions, and I'm
not proud of it, but it helped me
out of many a jam!
In Scotland, they cloned a sheep,
which a lot of people thought was
fun! Hey, what if..? Hey! Hey, if
I was a scientist, you know what
I'd clone? Hot dogs!
Colin
Quinn: [ not surprised
] Really?
Harry
Caray: Think of all the
possibilities, Norm! Imagine a
world with an endless supply of
hot dogs! You could have a hot
dog anytime you want!
Colin
Quinn: Well, Harry, you can
do that pretty much
now.
Harry
Caray: Hey, Norm! Did you
gain weight?
Colin
Quinn: Actually, Harry, I'm
Colin.
Harry
Caray: Hey! If you were a hot
dog, and you were starving, would
you eat yourself?
Colin
Quinn: What?
Harry
Caray: I know I would! First,
I would smother myself with brown
mustard and relish.. I'd be so
delicious! [ thrilled with
himself ] So, would
you?
Colin
Quinn: I don't
know..
Harry
Caray: Don't jerk me around,
Norm! It's a simple question! A
baby could answer it! If you were
a hot dog, and you were starving,
would you eat
yourself?
Colin
Quinn: [ complying ]
I guess so.
Harry
Caray: Oh, you made a wise
choice, my friend! If you had
said no, I would have bitten your
ear off!
Colin
Quinn: So, did anything else
happen in 1997?
Harry
Caray: No, I covered
everything!
Colin
Quinn: Harry Caray,
everybody.
Harry
Caray: Cubs win! Cubs
win!
Colin
Quinn: I'm Colin Quinn.
That's my story, and I'm sticking
to it!
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