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..SOUNDS OF WILL


Harry Caray

Harry's greeting
The eternal ribs question
The eternal hot dog question
Harry the cannibal
Think of the possibilities
Don't jerk him around
Asking for a date
The death question
Life lesson
Linda Hamm!
Martian love
Planet eater

Janet Reno

Making a pass
When Clinton calls
Rejecting a pass
Don't mention Waco
One of Reno's threats
The boxer
Talking with the kids
Catfight
Deepthroat

Neil Diamond

He'll smack you in the mouth
Neil involves others
Strange sexual disfunction
Cool out!
Hit and run
Weird porn

Steve Butabi (Roxbury Guy)

The first time they "spoke"
Wanna' Dance?

Ted Kazinski

Reprimanding his lawyers
Disturbing confession

Terrence Maddox

Somebody woke "the baby"
When Maddox feels rejected
It's showtime
Daddy's got the shakes
Um....."the Hulk"
Body heat
Maddox and redemption
The "impairment"
The biology lesson
A short story
Let the bidding begin!

Terry Gantner

"What kind of wood was that?!?"

Frank Henderson (Screaming Dad)

"GET OFF THE SHED!"
"GET OFF THE DAMN SHED!"
"I'm gonna' give you the beating of a lifetime!"
A meeting...
"I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!"
"Are you trying to make an ass out of me?"
"How dumb do you think I am?!"

Tom Wilkens (Morning Latté)

Tom Wilkens' thoughts on Monica Lewinsky

Mustaffa

Mustaffa's Death Scene (Austin Powers: IMOM)

Alex Trebek

Dealing with Burt Reynolds
Sean Connery's dirty mind
The categories
The number "10"

Himself

A strange request
Trying to pick up on Sarah Michelle Gellar

Randy Graves

"Dude, are you gay?"
Memories of Derrick Atkins
"Ow!"
Rule: Numero Uno
Looking for Colin's high five
"Hambone!"

Craig Buchanan (Cheerleader)

Santa and his "funky jelly"
Craig's 1998 resolutions
You know what we need, Craig?

David Larry (Dog Show)

Tricking Mr. Bojangles
Not Now...
Seperate Bedrooms, Seperate Baths
A homosexual reminder
Is David really a girl?
The Dog Show theme song
David likes comic books
Mr. Bojangles' scary story

Drill Sergeant

"Piece of crap!"
"Do you think this is funny?"
"Address me as your superior..."
"Don't you get smart with me..."
"...privates. Private!"
"What do you have to say?"
"...gigglefest?...."
"Don't ask, don't tell, sir."

John Rocker

"What, Quinn? You shut up!"
"You all ain't half the man..."
"I sign my name with an 'X'"
"Guess what New York?!"
"Help me Daddy!"

Courtesy: SNL Infomedia

Ted Brogan

Ted introduces himself
"If you've got rolling papers..."

Corbit & Larry

"There's a snake in the toilet"
"I've got the ice in me"

Carl Brainiff (Riding My Donkey Political Talk Show)

Riding My Donkey Political Talk Show Theme

Henry Hyde

"Suck on that, America!"
"My thumb is gone!"
Musings on Bruce Willis as President

Mack North

Post-camapign advertisement 1
Post campaign advertisement 2

Officer Tom Martin

Comedy team
Apple computers

A Night at the Roxbury

"Nozzled you..."
"I'm freaking out, here!"

Steppenwolf Hippie

Singing "Born to Be Wild" badly
"Steppenwolf kicks major ass!"
Madison Square G, '68, booze

Miscellaneous

Tom Hanks on Will Ferrell
"I wish you weren't a liar"
An incredible Al Gore impression
The spellmaster
Big Brawn Feminine Napkins commercial
"I'm all better now..."
The biscuit question
Hunter mistake
Hunter mistake again

Lucifer

A fiendish masterpiece
Trying to rap
Fast Car
Freestylin'
Mondays
Fred's got slacks
Going to the top of the charts

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