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Harry
Caray
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Harry's
greeting
The
eternal ribs
question
The
eternal hot dog
question
Harry
the
cannibal
Think
of the
possibilities
Don't
jerk him
around
Asking
for a
date
The
death
question
Life
lesson
Linda
Hamm!
Martian
love
Planet
eater
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Janet
Reno
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Making
a
pass
When
Clinton
calls
Rejecting
a
pass
Don't
mention
Waco
One
of Reno's
threats
The
boxer
Talking
with the
kids
Catfight
Deepthroat
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Neil
Diamond
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He'll
smack you in the
mouth
Neil
involves
others
Strange
sexual
disfunction
Cool
out!
Hit
and
run
Weird
porn
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Steve
Butabi (Roxbury
Guy)
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The
first time they
"spoke"
Wanna'
Dance?
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Ted
Kazinski
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Reprimanding
his
lawyers
Disturbing
confession
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Terrence
Maddox
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Somebody
woke "the
baby"
When
Maddox feels
rejected
It's
showtime
Daddy's
got the
shakes
Um....."the
Hulk"
Body
heat
Maddox
and
redemption
The
"impairment"
The
biology
lesson
A
short
story
Let
the bidding
begin!
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Terry
Gantner
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"What
kind of wood was
that?!?"
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Frank
Henderson (Screaming
Dad)
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"GET
OFF THE
SHED!"
"GET
OFF THE DAMN
SHED!"
"I'm
gonna' give you the beating of a
lifetime!"
A
meeting...
"I
WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE
FACE!"
"Are
you trying to make an ass out of
me?"
"How
dumb do you think I
am?!"
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Tom
Wilkens (Morning
Latté)
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Tom
Wilkens' thoughts
on
Monica
Lewinsky
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Mustaffa
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Mustaffa's
Death Scene (Austin Powers:
IMOM)
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Alex
Trebek
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Dealing
with Burt
Reynolds
Sean
Connery's dirty
mind
The
categories
The
number "10"
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Himself
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A
strange
request
Trying
to pick up on Sarah Michelle
Gellar
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Randy
Graves
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"Dude,
are you
gay?"
Memories
of Derrick
Atkins
"Ow!"
Rule:
Numero
Uno
Looking
for Colin's high
five
"Hambone!"
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Craig
Buchanan (Cheerleader)
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Santa
and his "funky
jelly"
Craig's
1998
resolutions
You
know what we need,
Craig?
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David
Larry (Dog
Show)
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Tricking
Mr.
Bojangles
Not
Now...
Seperate
Bedrooms, Seperate
Baths
A
homosexual
reminder
Is
David really a
girl?
The
Dog Show theme
song
David
likes comic
books
Mr.
Bojangles' scary
story
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Drill
Sergeant
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"Piece
of
crap!"
"Do
you think this is
funny?"
"Address
me as your
superior..."
"Don't
you get smart with
me..."
"...privates.
Private!"
"What
do you have to
say?"
"...gigglefest?...."
"Don't
ask, don't tell,
sir."
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John
Rocker
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"What,
Quinn? You shut
up!"
"You
all ain't half the
man..."
"I
sign my name with an
'X'"
"Guess
what New
York?!"
"Help
me Daddy!"
Courtesy:
SNL
Infomedia
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Ted
Brogan
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Ted
introduces
himself
"If
you've got rolling
papers..."
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Corbit
& Larry
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"There's
a snake in the
toilet"
"I've
got the ice in
me"
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Carl
Brainiff (Riding
My Donkey Political Talk
Show)
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Riding
My Donkey Political Talk Show
Theme
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Henry
Hyde
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"Suck
on that,
America!"
"My
thumb is
gone!"
Musings
on Bruce Willis as
President
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Mack
North
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Post-camapign
advertisement
1
Post
campaign advertisement
2
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Officer
Tom Martin
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Comedy
team
Apple
computers
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A
Night at the
Roxbury
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"Nozzled
you..."
"I'm
freaking out,
here!"
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Steppenwolf
Hippie
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Singing
"Born to Be Wild"
badly
"Steppenwolf
kicks major
ass!"
Madison
Square G, '68,
booze
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Miscellaneous
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Tom
Hanks on Will
Ferrell
"I
wish you weren't a
liar"
An
incredible Al Gore
impression
The
spellmaster
Big
Brawn Feminine Napkins
commercial
"I'm
all better
now..."
The
biscuit
question
Hunter
mistake
Hunter
mistake again
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Lucifer
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A
fiendish
masterpiece
Trying
to
rap
Fast
Car
Freestylin'
Mondays
Fred's
got
slacks
Going
to the top of the
charts
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