..WILL'S CHARACTERS


JIM
LASTERBICK

Jim is a successful ad agency pitch man, with a bit of a strange approach to selling.

When pitching to the executives of a possible client, Winthrop Tires, he first produced folders with packets for everyone to follow along with as he talked.

He's politely interrupted by the client who demonstrates that none of the folders have anything in them. When asked by his partner where the reports are, Jim breaks down into a terrible crying spell followed by loud tantrum outbursts.

Agitated and irritable, he makes the clients very uncomfortable, but they are soothed into staying by Jim's partner who says that this has happened before.

After a while, Jim is able to calm down after receiving a juice box from his partner's briefcase. It was grape flavored-his favorite.

With his composure back he's able to explain the ad agency's ideas and miraculously wins over the Winthrop account. When they leave, Jim and his partner head out to go get a lap dance.


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