(v.o.) Tired of politics as
usual, here, on the island? Tired
of that fat cat, Wayne Porter
screwing everything up? It's time
for a change!
Hi. I'm Kim Plunkett, founder
of the Island Reform Party.
Four years ago, I started
drinking seawater. It's given me
x-ray vision and a lot of great
ideas for the future:
I'll catch and eat that giant hot
dog that's been running around
the island. That's a no-brainer,
I'll return the airplane to full
working order using nothing more
than sand, good old-fashioned
elbow grease, and this paperback
copy of "Coma" by Robin Cook.
Where am I going to find the
sand, you ask? I don't
ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF!
ROOF! ARF! ARF! ARF!
finally, I'm the only candidate
who's openly plotting to kill
everyone else on the island, and
then commit suicide.
family and I have lived on this
island since it was given to us
by Evil Kenevel. I ate him, and
I'll eat you, too. I'm gonna' eat
Kim Plunkett. He's gonna' eat
(screaming) I'm gonna eat
you!! (gives thumbs up and a