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 GEORGE
W. BUSH
Transcript
from 11/20/99
Colin:
Joining us now to discuss his
new biography, Republican
Presidential candidate, George W.
Bush.
Bush:
Thanks, ah...thank you,
uh....Don't tell me. Don't tell
me.
Colin:
Colin.
Bush:
I said not to tell me,
dammit. Colin. Alright. Right. I
knew that.
Colin:
Now, Governor Bush, first
off: how do you have time to
write a book while you were
Governor of Texas and a full time
Presidential
candidate?
Bush:
Well, Col', I only sleep
about 45 minutes a night, plus
the book, itself, only took 2
days to write.
Colin:
2 days? The book's over 250
pages.
Bush:
I was a little wired that
week. I've been doing some
partying.
Colin:
I see. So tell us about the
book.
Bush:
Well, it sells in book stores
for 23 dollars, but it has a
street value of 65. It's an
exploration of my entire life,
except for some minor details,
like what I did in the 70's and
the early 80's.
Colin:
What did you do in those
days?
Bush:
(aggitated) Who wants to
know? Did someone ask you to ask
me that?
Colin:
No.
Bush:
Are you affiliated with a law
enforcement organization of some
type?
Colin:
No.
Bush:
Okay, Colin I trust you. I
trust you. You know, you'd have
to tell me if you were a cop,
right? Yeah. Okay. Man, it is hot
in here, isn't it? Do you
mind?
Colin:
No, uh, go ahead.
Bush:
begins to disrobe) Thanks. I
am sweating up a storm in here!
I'm sweating. WOO! My heart is
racing! I am burning up. Burning
up! (takes off jacket, tie and
shirt) If anyone calls for me,
I'm not here, okay? I'm not
here!
Is it cool if I do a couple of
lines?
Colin:
What!?
Bush:
From my book! A couple of
lines from my book. My
book!
Colin:
Sure, go ahead.
Bush:
(opens book and sniffs it
voraciously)
Colin:
What are you
doing?
Bush:
God, I love that new book
smell! I love it!
Colin:
Put that away! George Bush,
everybody.
Bush:
My Dad's here?
Colin:
No. That's you, Governor
Bush.
Bush:
Oh, yeah! I know that. I know
that.
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