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 DRILL
SARGEANT
This
Drill Sargent is
lovelorn.
He's
met a real classy lady, and
doesn't want to mess anything up
in the process of courting her,
but doesn't know how to proceed.
His parents were very distant in
his upbringing so he never
learned the necessary people and
relationship skills needed for
this new endeavor.
So he
goes to his troops for help and
advice. In true Drill Sargent
fashion, though, his tone is very
hostile. His men all give him
great advice, all the while he is
spewing threats and insults.
At the
end of their talk he reminds them
that their discussion in no way
makes them friends, so they
shouldn't try to put their arm
around him as he will "rip it
off!"
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