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DAN WEBSTER

The Shopping at Home Network will sell anything and will go to any lengths to do so.

Ferrell and Kattan are your pitchmen, so strap yourself in for the frenzied onslaught of the "must-haves."

When the network dips the prices to help sales, the two go even crazier. They gawk at the low prices, claiming that it's taking food out of the families' mouths.

They've tried to sell just about anything collectible, including Mark Hammill, himself. They drug him on the set in luke Skywalker's costume and demanded quotes from the movies…

Dan: "Say, 'I'm your father, Luke!'"
Hammill: "That's not even something Luke says! That's Darth Vader's line!"
Dan: "Just say it, or we'll never untie you.!"


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