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DAN
WEBSTER
The
Shopping at Home Network will
sell anything and will go to any
lengths to do so.
Ferrell
and Kattan are your pitchmen, so
strap yourself in for the
frenzied onslaught of the
"must-haves."
When
the network dips the prices to
help sales, the two go even
crazier. They gawk at the low
prices, claiming that it's taking
food out of the families'
mouths.
They've
tried to sell just about anything
collectible, including Mark
Hammill, himself. They drug him
on the set in luke Skywalker's
costume and demanded quotes from
the movies
Dan:
"Say, 'I'm your father,
Luke!'"
Hammill: "That's not even
something Luke says! That's Darth
Vader's line!"
Dan: "Just say it, or we'll never
untie you.!"
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